thefourteenthdoctor:

blink182andbeyond:

secret-l0vers:

I don’t think you understand how long I’ve been waiting for this

pffff

I don’t think you can put Supernatural in there. Our characters die all the time.

Satire. All I’m gonna say. Satire.

omg 1000 followers thank you, each one of you, i love you

commodore-amiga:

the-page-0f-space:

I fucking love you, BBC.

Is no-one going to comment on the title of the news report?

milkvirgin:

aw

shavingryansprivates:

if i was famous i’d just tour around the country without telling anyone and go to random college campuses late at night, and i’d wait until i saw one person walking by themselves and i’d walk behind them and put my hands over their eyes and say guess who and when they turned around it’d be me and they’d be like omg and then i’d say “no one will ever believe you” and i’d just sprint off into the moonlight

plot-insight:

this scene is just golden because tony was never planning to reveal his identity as iron man. but right when blondie laughs and says ‘i never said you were a superhero’, she obviously hit a nerve and tony literally goes ‘alright, you wanna play? i can play’, LOOKS HER STRAIGHT FUCK IN THE EYE, AND TELLS THE WHOLE WORLD HE’S IRON MAN. A SUPERHERO.

well played tony

well played

equisollux:

zombiecthulu:

basedkuroko:

my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE

the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone

I bet he’s on Tumblr

I am

nitemarephantom:

#omg their reactions tho i mean krum is like fuck yeah and fleur is all yeah bitches who else but me!?! and then there’s cedric who’s like well duh i’m pretty and then harry is like fuck why is it always me

#fuck #just one year #can I just have one year of peace

destiel-is-superwholocked:

thegirlwhospeaksinpictures:

dementedfangirl:

omg sherly

This is the sweetest thing

Sherly

Can I just-

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

wonderfulrealmofdaintyl5:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

thewhoviancumberbabe:

/AGGRESSIVELY DRINKS TEA/

Is this how the British prepare for battle?

This is how the British prepare for everything.

lepetitmortiarty:

hunterus-herocus:

dynamics-of-an-asteroid:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

new sex position called the “%” where you sit in different rooms separated by a wall. never touching

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