3.14159265358 979323846264 338327950288 419716939!
❒Single ❒Taken ✔Padawan

►Fede, 22, Italian.
I hate everything.


kim-kanye-baby:

unexplained-events:

Tyson the Swan

Tyson will attack you if you come within a two-mile stretch of the Grand Union Canal in Bugbrooke, Northamptonshire. Joe Davies learned this the hard way and capsized.

SOURCE

U kno he dead


nosdrinker:

Free Him

nosdrinker:

Free Him


Chris Pratt being a dork (◡‿◡✿)



freewillisanillusion:

i guess howard couldn’t have predicted how hard the 2008 economic crysis would hit hydra


leviswaxedass:

dahniwitchoflight:

leviswaxedass:

disneydamselestelle:

scottylubemeup:

THIS WAS A CHILDRENS MOVIE

A CHILDRENS BIBLE MOVIE

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Amen

FUN FACT: in hebrew, “feet” is a euphemism for genitals.

so if you ever see “washing feet” in the bible, it, uh. yeah.

(source is my old bible class textbook which i don’t have on me anymore :( )

HOLY SHIT WHAT

I MEAN CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG BUT I SWEAR TO GOD I REMEMBER READING A STORY IN THE BIBLE WHERE JESUS CLEANED THE ‘FEET’ OF A LADY PROSTITUTE INFRONT OF HIS TWELVE DISCIPLES WHO GOT SERIOUSLY GROSSED OUT. THEM GETTING REALLY SUPER GROSSED OUT BY THAT NEVER MADE SENSE TO ME UNTIL NOW.

JESUS CHRIST JESUS.

YOU NASTY.

#WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN JESUS IS THE ONE WHO NEEDS JESUS

THAT HASHTAG I”m—-—


elahthompson:

the goat is not a student…..he’s a teacher.

elahthompson:

the goat is not a student…..he’s a teacher.


susanforemanbackstrom:

dooweeooh:

SYLVESTER CAREFUL

GOD HOW ADORKABLE….PERFECT CUTIE WOOBIE DOCTOR


theamericankid:

Where is the “stepped on lego” or “stepped on pronged plug”?


wighthound:

luvzi12:

This sign is supposed to show you which things are forbidden. But it just creates the coolest dog ever


fuck u i don’t do what u tell me

wighthound:

luvzi12:

This sign is supposed to show you which things are forbidden. But it just creates the coolest dog ever

fuck u i don’t do what u tell me


so-uncivilised:

tumblr mobile users be like

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I’d very much like to punch a feminist. 

adventureathlete:

thattallsummonerguy:

olisaurusrex:

true-blue-brit:

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.

It’d bring me great joy.

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I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

Or if you’d like to have some more options….
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I’m 6’4”
228 pounds
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.


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what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.


guy:

yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day


listen here you little shit


irishthings:

agentwoshington:

agentwoshington:

ok but there was a bus filled with potatoes driving around my town today

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What’s even happening in Limerick